I have here Chocolate. It's 50g of "Organic fairtrade dark chocolate 70% cocoa solids". I got it in the local Starbucks. I got used to these at the on-site Starbucks in Aberdeen.

The trick is to not chew and swallow it. Break off a square and suck it. Soon the intense chocolatey goodness will warm up, melt and diffuse into your mouth. It is absolutely amazing. And it lasts for quite a while, one slowly melting square at a time. Also, it's fairtrade and organic. What's not to like except for the Starbucks thing if you go in for that player-hating? You may need some water to wash it down.

I don't believe that all dishes should contain chocolate, but ensuring that the majority of them contain either chocolate or cheese would be a good start.